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Love sms

  • Without Love -- dayz are
    Without Love -- dayz are
    "Sadday,
    moanday,
    tearsday,
    wasteday,
    thirstday,
    frightday,
    shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
    Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
     Life ends when you stop dreaming

  • Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

  •  Time will always fly
    Time will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

  •  When You give your heart
    When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

  •  Write on Bricks
    I m going to write on all the bricks
    I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

  •  If 10 people care 4 u
    If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

  •  I m feeling so happy
    I m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
     First ti
  • me i saw u
    1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
     I
  • f i were a tear in ur eye
    If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

  •  I love all the stars in the sky,
    I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!


Kiss sms

  • Message: * some text missing*
    Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.... 

  •  3 Little Hearts
    I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U

  •  Do u know
    Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

  •  Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
    Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when
    u miss them.. MISS U........ 

  •  I hide my tears
    I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
     ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP
  • A B
    C D
    E F
    G H
    I J
    K L
    M N
    O P
    Q R
    S T
    V W
    X Y Z
    have I missed
    something?
    yes..
    i missed "U"

  •  If u wanna know how much I miss u,
    If u wanna know how much
    I miss u,
    try to catch rain drops,
    the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
    and the ones u miss is how much I miss

  •  Last night i wanted to send u a msg
    Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: "noh ss!w !". it didn't make much sense until i read it upside down...By Nikeee
     Whenever I miss You,
    Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the  Sky.
    So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!
    It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!
    By Uzzal

  •  Close your Eyes,
    Close your Eyes,
    Relax your Body,
    And stop your Breathing as long as you can...
    NOW BREATH......
    I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!
    By Uzzal

  •  In The Flower My Rose Is You,
    In The Flower My Rose Is You,
    In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
    In The Sky My Moon Is You,
    I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
    That's Why I Always
    MISS YOU!
    By Uzzal

  •  U must b tired coz u hv been running
    U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.By candy sana sattar

  • Do u know
    Do u know, wh
  • at I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.By J-J
     Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
    Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mi
  • ta do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul
    There's no Special reason
    There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wa
  • nna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. by Ikram
    Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
    Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.By Uzzal

Funny sms

  • When i open my eyes every morning
    When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

    One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
    One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
    When I was born Devil said..
    When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
    Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-

    Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
    Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
    Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
    Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank
    Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
    If ur world is spining Round & Round.
    If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
    Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
    Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year,
    Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
    what happend 2 ur mobile?
    what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.
    First the engagement ring, then t
    First the engagement ring, then the
    wedding ring, then the suffering
    Last night I lay in my bed
    Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
    Birdy birdy in the sky dropped
    Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
    If your a Vegetarian to be nice
    If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
    I'm a killer, i kill people for money
    I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
    I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
    Its been a rough day.I got up this
    Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
    Jesus says to John come forth ill
    Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
    At dis moment in time 10 million people
    At dis moment in time 10 million people r having
    sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
    The rain makes all things beautiful
    The rain makes all things
    beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
    i want u 2 know dat our friendship
    i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
    An independant study has proven

    An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
    I'm @ the police station
    I'm @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss
    girls are like phones.
    girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
Naughty sms
Wise Words

Urdu and Hindi sms
Punjabi sms
Birthday sms
Good Morning Sms
Good Night sms
Getwell Soon sms
Cool sms
Eid Mubarak sms

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